Who’s NOT Playing Pitchfork This Year

March 26, 2009

Thanks to the idiotic “Radius Clause” inflicted on Chicago every summer, while we eagerly anticipate which bands are announced to play its  two major music festivals every year, we know immediately who WILL NOT be playing.

"Sad hipster" courtesy of Aubs on Flickr

Time Out Chicago explained it well last year:

For 60 days before and 30 days after their Lollapalooza appearance, Lolla performers are prohibited from booking a show within 250 miles of Chicago (which includes Madison, Milwaukee, Champaign, Indianapolis, Ann Arbor and Iowa City)

Because of these bullshit protectionist agreements we know that any band that plays P-fork (July 17th to 19th) cannot play Lolla (Aug 7th to 9th). Boo, fucking, hoo. But it gets more interesting than that.

Provided that Pitchfork also follows these festival rules we know that any band playing between ~May 18th and ~August 16th will not be sweating it up on stage in Union Park.

This includes TONS of bands, most of which are inconsequential. But there are a few groups that are well-regarded by the haute-indie online tastemakers that now cannot play. (Pitchfork ratings in parenthesis):

I’m especially suprised to see SXSW * bloggy sweethearts School of Seven Bells and Passion Pit on this list. St. Vincent, though only registering one album on p4k, has been a favorite over the years.  As has Art Brut who will be doing a 5-day residency at Schubas over the summer.

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BPRB Updates – The Fork, The Whistler, and The Nineties

March 17, 2009

New stuff added to the “Bored People Are Boring” things to-do list

Photo from Flickr by Steph Wesolowski

Wow, it’s been a while since I updated.  First July show is up, Pitchfork has announced some of their lineup, and people, namely TimeOut Chicago and Chicagoist, have already begun tittering about Lollapalooza.

I’ll talk about a few of the new exciting ones coming up later (HELLO Yo La Tengo all-request show?!?!), the ongoing free shows at Logan Square’s The Whistler and the continuing resurgence of Early 90’s Alterno-rock… two more of which are from Chicago.  Hi Smoking Popes!  Jesus Lizard! Also, hi Toadies! Make up your mind… MAKE UP YOUR MIND AND I PROMISE YOU!

All dates added on 3/16:

March:

  • Cut Copy (DJ Set)
  • Knightlife
  • Daisy O’Dell
  • Jordan Z
  • Mr. Russia
  • Amrita
  • Raise High The Roof Beam
  • Surrender Dorothy
  • D. Rider
  • Bobby Conn
  • Monica Bou Bou
  • Blue Ribbon Glee Club
April:
  • Barcelona
  • Northpilot
  • Tight Phantomz
May:
  • Ponytail
  • Leonard Cohen
  • Crystal Antlers
  • Vivian Girls
  • Manchester Orchestra
  • Audrye Sessions
  • Winston Audio
  • Loney, Dear
  • Chin Up Chin Up
  • Yea Big
  • Kid Static
  • The Hood Internet
  • Mad Happy
  • Melvins (performing Houdini in its entirety)
  • Toadies
June:
  • Smoking Popes
  • Built To Spill (Pitchfork Music Festival)
  • The Jesus Lizard (Pitchfork Music Festival)
  • Yo La Tengo (Pitchfork Music Festival)
  • Tortoise (Pitchfork Music Festival)
  • The National (Pitchfork Music Festival)
  • Pharaoh Monch (Pitchfork Music Festival)
  • The Pains of Being Pure at Heart (Pitchfork Music Festival)

July:

  • Explosions in the Sky

BPRB Updates: 420 Afropop!

February 13, 2009

New events on the “Bored People Are Boring” things to-do list

More good stuff this week,  but very pleased to see Afro/Indie poppers Extra Golden coming to town soon… on Four-Twenty noless!  Is there any culture that likes appropriated african rhythms more than weed-lovin’ hippies?  God knows I’ve seen them try to dance to it before when they played at Millenium Park last summer.  It was a scary site, maaaaan.

 

All dates added on 2/12:

February

Smoking Popes

The Dials

Helicopters

 

March

Field Music

 

April

Crystal Castles (DJ set)

Jordan Z

Extra Golden

Superdrag

 

May

Mice Parade

Del tha Funkee Homosapien

Richard Lloyd (of Television)

The Sufi-Monkey Trio

Nicholas Tremulis