Indie Fantasy

March 26, 2009

With Fantasy Football a long ways away, and with Fantasy everything else sucking, we have created the obvious next step in “fantasy gaming”…. Fantasy Indie Rock.

Is there any better way to monitor the commodity that has become “indie” than by drafting artists as properties and tallying points?  I don’t think so.  It’s a simple formula:  Their name gets mentioned on Pitchfork or Stereogum news, you get a point. Simple as that.

So me, Curran, Kenny, Matt and Rob sat down and did our inaugural “Indie Rock Draft” this week, and began tallying points.  The scoreboard is on a Google cloud spreadsheet so everyone can make changes and update their rosters as need be.

I’ll keep you updated on it’s progress, but for your enjoyment (and so I can tag the shit out of this post), here’s how the draft went (please note, Matt came late):

Round 1

  1. Curran    Kanye West
  2. Kenny    Wilco
  3. Rob    Animal Collective
  4. Brian    Colin Meloy

Round 2

  1. Brian    M.I.A.
  2. Rob    Lily Allen
  3. Kenny    Radiohead
  4. Curran    The Decemberists

Round 3

  1. Curran    Neko Case
  2. Kenny    U2
  3. Kroll    Conor Oberst
  4. Rob    Girltalk
  5. Brian    Death Cab For Cutie

Round 4

  1. Brian    Peter, Bjorn & John
  2. Rob    Sigur Ros
  3. Kroll    Ladyhawke
  4. Kenny    Andrew Bird
  5. Curran    Grizzly Bear

Round 5

  1. Curran    Jane’s Addiction
  2. Kenny    Bruce Springsteen
  3. Matt   Jesus Lizard
  4. Rob    Dangermouse
  5. Brian    No Age

Supplemental Draft

  1. Matt    Crystal Stilts
  2. Matt    Pains of Being Pure At Heart

The strategies were interesting… do you draft small-time bands with their SXSW stock rising, do you try to take a big guess on who’s going to be announced at Lollapalooza (or the billion of other festivals doing press releases),  do you risk taking the frontman of a band in the hopes you can double-up on points for their solo AND group material, or pick-up a producer who has his hands in a LOT of recordings but sometimes isn’t mentioned in shorter news articles.  Ohhhh, strategery.

If you’re curious, here are the top-5 scorers as of yesterday, 3/25:

1. Animal Collective – 6
2. Dinosaur Jr – 5
3. Death Cab For Cutie (tie) – 4
3. Passion Pit (tie) – 4
5. *13 bands tied with 3 points each* Beach House, Billy Corrigan, Black Lips, Conor Oberst, Department of Eagles, Dirty Projectors, Grizzly Bear, Jimmy Chamberlin, Kanye West, No Age, Soundgarden, Vivian Girls, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

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2008’s “Best Of” Best Of (Continued)

December 17, 2008

Rolling Stone and Spin have released their top 50/40 so here are the updated “Best Albums of 2008” if you broke them all down number-like:

Top 10 based on any TWO nominations (by Rolling Stone, Spin, Paste, Meta, Mojo, Uncut)

1. B.B. King – One Kind Favor 3.00 (tie)
1. Shearwater – Rook 3.00 (tie)
3. TV On The Radio – Dear Science 7.50
4. Vampire Weekend – Vampire Weekend 8.00
5. Beck – Modern Guilt 8.75
6. REM – Accelerate 9.50
7. Sigur Rós – Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust 9.67 (tie)
7. Bon Iver – For Emma, Forever Ago 9.67 (tie)
9. Amadou & Mariam – Welcome To Mali 11.00 (tie)
9. Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks – Real Emotional Trash 11.00 (tie)
9. The Bug – London Zoo 11.00 (tie)

Top 25 based on minimum THREE nominations (by Rolling Stone, Spin, Paste, Meta, Mojo, Uncut)

1. TV On The Radio – Dear Science 7.50*
2. Vampire Weekend – Vampire Weekend 8.00
3. Beck – Modern Guilt 8.75
4. Sigur Rós – Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust 9.67
5. Bon Iver – For Emma, Forever Ago 9.67*
6. Randy Newman – Harps And Angels 11.25
7. Santogold – Santogold 12.00
8. The Hold Steady – Stay Positive 16.00
9. Drive-By Truckers – Brighter Than Creation’s Dark 17.33
10. Fleet Foxes – Fleet Foxes 20.33*
11. Portishead – Third 20.50
12. The Raconteurs – Consolers of the Lone 20.67
13. Erykah Badu – New Amerykah Part One (4th World War) 21.00
14. Elbow – The Seldom Seen Kid 22.33
15. Fucked Up – The Chemistry Of Common Life 22.33
16. Duffy – Rockferry 24.00
17. Hot Chip – Made In The Dark 30.00
18. Kings Of Leon – Only By The Night 35.00
19. Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds – Dig!!! Lazarus Dig!!! 35.00*
20. Lil Wayne – Tha Carter III 35.33
21. Lucinda Williams – Little Honey 37.75
22. MGMT – Oracular Spectacular 39.80
23. Metallica – Death Magnetic 40.25
24. My Morning Jacket – Evil Urges 42.50
25. No Age – Nouns 44.67

*Nominated in ALL SIX Magazine’s “Best Of” lists.