Well well well.
I will be turning 29 this week. I received a very curious piece of mail earlier this year (February) from my old Youth Group co-coordinators. I don’t remember doing this activity AT ALL, but here it is. When we were all 18-ish and graduating High School soon, we were asked to predict where we’d be in 10 years for everyone else (and write a little message to our ten year’s older selves). It showed up in the mail recently and I’d like to share the results with you (I’ll block out the names, and score them on accuracy):
Brian: Very important, famous job. Moved to a really remote part of the country. Very well off. Not married.
M**** scores 1 point for accurately guessing I would not be married.
Brian: You are married and loving life. You have 1 child whom you adore. Your job keeps you busy but you are successful. Good luck! Love, B****
B**** scores 1 point for saying that my job keeps me busy
You’re a really successful guy… having a good time with life .. probably a reporter for a big newspaper. You live in the city. Good Luck! Love S****
S**** scores 2.5 points for saying I’m having a good time with life, I live in the city, and I “report” which I’ll translate as “blog” for half a point.
Hi Buddy. It’s fun living with you. -J****
J**** scores .5 points in that I am still his buddy.
*Married to _ _ _ _ _ (my girlfriend at the time)
*Sleepin’ w/ girls left and right
BR**** scores 2 points.
From Anonymous #1: (girl’s writing)
Hey in 5 or 6 years I think you’ll be as cute as you are now! Hope you’re happy
Anonymous #1 scores 2 points. Five or six years from 1999 was 2005, at which point I was cute — correct. Also… drama!?!?!?!
From Anonymous #2: (guy’s writing)
I love you, Bri-guy. You will be a successful suit with a big ole’ fam and a great job.
Anonymous #2 scores -3 points. (Also, to note, I don’t think “suit” was derogatory in 1999).
Brian will be a successful businessman. He will be involved with communications or advertising and thinking up slogans and sayings for advertisements. You will be happy a when you return to Drexel (note: my old street) you’ll always be happy & remember your childhood. Best of luck!
JD gets 3 points because being in business and communications and advertising is prettymuch what I do. I have realized though, that the odds of me “returning” to my home street are low … I grew up in a pretty swell neighborhood and I don’t envision being able to afford now.
Brian will be a movie critic, take Siskel’s place on the show. Watch our for _ _ _ _ . ❤ A****
Ha! A*** gets 1 point because I should’ve watched out for _ _ _ _ _.
Anyway. That was fun. Oh, 1999. I’m going to go break out Hello Nasty and reminisce. Oh, and here’s my note to myself:
Hey Gorgeous! Lookin’ Good.
Feb 28 1999
Weight: 130 (note: ha! what?! scary)
Goals: film studies? journalism?
Hopes: To keep my friends. Positive self-image (note: also funny)
Favorite CD: Elliot Smith [sic]
Favorite Film: Swingers
ARE YOU DOING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?